Question by : Atheists what would you do in this situation?
You wake up tomorrow morning and on your ceiling written in some kind of animal blood is “Keeper of the 2nd coming.” You start to hear a crying noise. You walk to your front door you open it and you are instantly stunned. The most beautiful little green eyed, caramel skinned, wavy haired baby boy is smiling at you in a carriage. Attached is an ancient elder scroll that reads:
“Keeper of the 2nd coming, you have been chosen by Yahweh, God of Abraham and Issac to raise this child. It is your destiny, you are the last of an ancient bloodline of naturally driven care givers. Only you are qualified for the job. Good luck keeper, the sake of the world is now in your care.”
Then out of nowhere a clan of 25 10 year old blonde boys with bright blue eyes rides by on black stallions lead by a 10 year old mixed boy with caramel colored skin and green eyes. The clan is chanting “Keeper! Keeper! Keeper!” You get a phone call, you pick it up and a mysterious voice whispers “It has begun.”
What do you do next?
@Larry: I would do my best to raise the kid as it was CLEARLY a sign of God. You atheists have no beliefs, you have no hope. Everything is just LOGIC LOGIC LOGIC. Well how in the world would 26 orphans get black horses? Do you not see how ILLOGICAL your assumptions are young man?
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Answer by ANDRE L
Have my food and drink checked for psychotropic drugs.
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Eat the Babby!
Not get out of bed.
Seriously, blood on the frikkin ceiling.
That’s like something out of a horror movie.
I wake up and write that all down to one day write a book about it!
Call a paramedic to help you. The chaps in the clean white shirts to be exact.
I’d still masturbate.
I don’t care who put it there, I’d give the child to a family that is capable and willing to raise a child.
I’d call the police.
Check myself in to the nearest psychiatric hospital!
Tell the person on the phone “I think I have been mistaken for Jerry Sandusky, he likes to care for boys a lot more than I do, 25 10 year old boys would be heaven to Jerry.”
My Pedophile Radar is going off
The Elder Scrolls, wasn’t that a PC RPG game?
Take out my Helm of Righteousness and my sword of flaming fury and get to it…
Simple: Contact the police and report that someone has left a child on my doorstep and a brood of homeless children need the assistance of Child Welfare. I’d also let them know of the phone call so they can trace it to the nutcase who placed the call in the first place.
Honestly, what would you do?
Ask if there is a KKK group around with all the white aryan boys……
first i would shit myself then quickly hand the child to the nearest homeess person then go back to sleep and pretend nothing ever happened oh and leave the blood on the cieling as a badass halloween decoration
Contact the police… Someone entered my house and vandalized it and abandoned a child on the door step… Contacting the police is the appropriate response…
As for the rest I would suspect a drug of some sort was introduced into me by the person
who entered the house and the police can help investigate that as well…Masturbate. Then start writing a book about it. Touch myself some more. Go back to writing. Find an agent. Masturbate again.
LOL. You’re barking at people about logic when you’re a celibate man who has been illogically stalking a green-eyed, 10-year-old boy who is a figment of your warped and sad imagination? Stop making this about atheists vs. deists. Any decent person with common sense, regardless of what they believe, would be repulsed by pedophilia. You’re either a deranged lunatic being serious about all this, or you’re just a super creepy troll. Either way, you’re certainly not a “good Christian man” or whatever you want to yammer on about here. And as a Christian, I would much rather have an atheist who wasn’t a pedophile obsessed with little boys watching my younger siblings than you. Seriously, stay away from kids you creep.
I’m not an atheist, but this is what I’d do if I were you: I would honestly pack up my laptop, go to the nearest psychiatrist hospital, tell them exactly what you wrote here, and then pull up my Y!A account and show them the hundreds of demented homoerotic fantasy questions asked about the 10-year-old biracial green-eyed boy who is the figment of a delusional imagination. Then I’d break the laptop, empty my pockets, change into more comfortable clothing and take a nap in my padded cell.
Just a small example of your delusions:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20111206005637AAdsMgh
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20111027134830AAMQMyA
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